We stumbled across the link to this satirical gem while grazing the goodies at Crave, the branch of CNet News that showcases the newest and most desire-worthy consumer electronics toys and gadgets.

It’s nothing less than the ultimate generic Apple Inc. tease for any new product that Steve Jobs hasn’t had the chance to personally demo at a launch event, yet.


What is iProduct?

We’re not saying, yet. But don’t let that stop you. Post at length on every message board you have access to. Come up with fake product photos and post them, too. Start rumours or deny them. Compare it to existing products, even though you don’t know what you’re comparing it to. With Apple products, rampant, fruitless speculation is easy and fun.

(Warning: Contains one or two words that may offend sensitive readers.)

And, while you’re at it, don’t miss this super-slick spoof of every iPhone / iPod TV commercial you’ve ever seen.

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled day, already in progress…

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