They should have just cut to the chase and called it the ‘Love Shirt’…

The amazing Life Shirt has a built-in proximity detector which makes the row of glowing hearts across its breast light up more energetically the closer you are to your honey.

Thing is, they only detect the proximity of each other, so you need a his-and-hers set to enjoy the full effect…

The Life Shirt comes in a variety of sizes in both men’s and women’s cuts. The light-up heart array is removable to facilitate washing the 100 per cent cotton shirt. Requires three AAA batteries, not included. Order direct from the maker, Think Geek.com, at (US)$24 each plus shipping.

A caution: Any Life Shirt will detect any other Life Shirt that’s close enough to it. So make sure that you and your sweetie are the only ones wearing Life Shirts at the Valentine’s party, to avoid any ‘misunderstandings’…