Have you ever suspected that your uber-tech friends and loved ones were speaking a whole different language? You were right. It’s called Binary and it’s the universal machine-level language of programming and network operations.

Now, you can amaze your tech friends (and confound innocent bystanders) by addressing them in their native tongue, thanks to the convenient online Binary-to-Text converter.

Typical message from you to your geek:

Um, Mike, honey, you haven’t eaten or showered in three days…

Imagine the reaction you’ll get when you deliver it in genuine Binary:

010101010110110100101100001000000100110101101001011010110110010100101
100001000000110100001101111011011100110010101111001001011000010000001
111001011011110111010100100000011010000110000101110110011001010110111
000100111011101000010000001100101011000010111010001100101011011100010
000001101111011100100010000001110011011010000110111101110111011001010
111001001100101011001000010000001101001011011100010000001110100011010
000111001001100101011001010010000001100100011000010111100101110011001
011100010111000101110

Bookmark the Binary-to-Text converter right beside the English-toTexter translator.